My late father Edward M. Davis (seen in the above photo) taught his four children to be good Americans and good human beings.
He passed on many pearls to us, but one thing in particular my later brother Eddie and I appeared to have inherited from him is a love of oft-repeated corny jokes.
His jokes made us groan, and we in turn made our children groan - often with many of the same jokes.
Jamie Fisher at Parents magazine
offers a good piece with 40 Father’s Day jokes:
Some dads love to grill, some dads prefer to golf, and some dads enjoy tinkering with their cars. But most dads have one thing in common: a love of corny jokes. Whether it's a cheesy riddle or a creative pun, there's no better way to have your dad rolling with laughter.
This Father's Day, break out these silly (and slightly cringe-y) one-liners, puns, riddles, and jokes. We also included some that will make a great addition to any handmade card for dad.
Funny Jokes About Father's Day
What are dads'
favorite Father's Day treats? POPsicles.
What do hermit
crabs do on Father's Day? Shellabrate their dads!
Why do dads bring
an extra pair of socks to play golf on Father's Day? In case they get
a hole in one.
How did the pig
wake up his dad on Father's Day? Hogs and kisses.
Why wasn't one
Father's Day gift better than the other? It was a tie!
Where do dads go
to dance on Father's Day? Golf clubs.
How do dads like
their steak on Father's Day? On a plate.
What's a
groundbreaking Father's Day gift to give to your dad? A shovel.
What did the baby
computer say to its dad on Father's Day? Happy Father's
Day, Data!
What kind of test
is just for dads? A pop quiz!
You can read the rest of the piece via the
link below:
40 Corny Father's Day Jokes Dads Will Secretly Love
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