A Pennsylvania State Trooper pulled over an elderly woman for speeding.
He asked the sweet little old lady for her driver’s license, registration, and proof of insurance. The woman took out the required information and handed it to him.
In with the cards, he was somewhat surprised to find - due to her advanced age – that she had a concealed carry permit.
He asked her if she had a weapon in her possession at this time.
She responded that she had a .45 automatic in her glove box.
He asked her if she had any other firearms.
She said she also has a 9mm Glock in her center console.
“Any other firearms?”
“Well,” the woman said. “I have a. 38 special in my purse”.
“Ma’am, you sure carry a lot of guns. What are you so afraid of?”
She looked him right in the eye and said, “Not a damn thing!”