Saturday, April 27, 2019

A Little Humor: Depressed Man At A Bar

A depressed man sat at a bar staring at his drink when in walked a big trouble-making man who stood next to the depressed man. 

When the big man couldn’t get the bartender’s attention to order a drink, he simply picked up the depressed man’s drink and drank it down.

The depressed man began crying. 

The big man felt bad and said, “Ah, pal, I was just joking. I’ll buy you another drink.”

“No, it’s not that,” the depressed man said. “This day is the worst of my life. First, I was late to work and I was fired. Leaving the building, I found out my car was stolen, and the police said they probably won’t recover it. I got a cab to go home and I realized I left my wallet in the cab as the cab driver drove away. I walked into my house and discovered my wife sleeping with the gardener. So, I came to this bar.” 

“Jeez,” the big man said, “You have had a tough day.” 

“Right,” the depressed man replied. “And just as I was thinking about ending my life, you show up and drank my poison.” 

Note: The above photo is of actor James Stewart (in the middle of the photo) from Frank Capra’s classic Christmas film, It’s a Wonderful Life.

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