Tuesday, April 2, 2019

A Little Humor: With Hours To Live

A man returns home from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live. 

Given the prognosis, the man asks his wife for sex. 

She agrees, so they make love.

About 6 hours later, the man goes to his wife and says, “Honey, I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?” 

His wife agrees, and they do it again.

Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left. 

He touches his wife’s shoulder and asks, ‘Honey, please just one more time before I die.’ 

“Of course, Dear.” And they make love for the third time.

The wife rolls over and falls asleep. 

The man, however, worrying about his impending death, tosses and turns until he’s down to 4 hours to live. 

He taps his wife on her shoulder. 

“Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could….”

The wife sits up and says, “Listen, enough is enough. I have to get up in the morning, you don’t.”

Note: The above photo is of the husband and wife comedy team, Jerry Stiller and Anne Meara    

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