Below are some of the late Groucho Marx’s best lines:
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
I have nothing but respect for you, and not much of that.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Room service? Send up a larger room.
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
I married your mother because I wanted children. Imagine my disappointment when you came along.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
While at dinner with a woman, Groucho picked up the check and glanced at it. "This price is outrageous," he said angrily as he passed her the check. "I wouldn't pay this if I were you."
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