Wednesday, April 17, 2019

A Little Humor: The Sportman's Double

A man met an older prostitute at a bar.

He thought the woman looked good for a 50-year-old. 

In fact, she wasn’t too bad at all, and he found himself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter.

They had a few drinks and then she asked if he’d ever had a “Sportsman’s Double?” 

“What’s that?” he asked. 

“It’s a mother and daughter threesome,’ she replied.

The man liked the idea and he wondered what her daughter might look like.

“No, I haven’t,” he told the woman.

They had a few more drinks and she winked at him and told him, “This is your lucky night”. 

They went to the woman’s apartment and went in.

The woman put on the lights and shouted, “Mom, you still awake?”

Note: The above photo is of Barbra Streisand as a hooker in the funny film, The Owl and the Pussycat.

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