A Little Humor: Her Guardian Angel

A woman is walking on the road and a voice shouts out, “Don’t take a step further.” She obeys and suddenly a ton of bricks fall on the place where she would have otherwise been. 

She thinks she imagined it and keeps walking until suddenly the voice calls out again. “Don’t take a step further.” She stops and a car skids past. 

Then suddenly she hears the voice saying “I am your guardian angel, and I will warn you before something bad happens to you. Now do you have any questions to ask me?” 

“Yes!” Shouts the woman, “Just where were you on my wedding day?!” 

Note: The above photo is of actor Henry Travers as Clarence Odbody, the Guardian Angel in It’s a Wonderful Life. 

A Little Humor: Depressed Man At A Bar

A depressed man sat at a bar staring at his drink when in walked a big trouble-making man who stood next to the depressed man. 

When the big man couldn’t get the bartender’s attention to order a drink, he simply picked up the depressed man’s drink and drank it down.

The depressed man began crying. 

The big man felt bad and said, “Ah, pal, I was just joking. I’ll buy you another drink.”

“No, it’s not that,” the depressed man said. “This day is the worst of my life. First, I was late to work and I was fired. Leaving the building, I found out my car was stolen, and the police said they probably won’t recover it. I got a cab to go home and I realized I left my wallet in the cab as the cab driver drove away. I walked into my house and discovered my wife sleeping with the gardener. So, I came to this bar.” 

“Jeez,” the big man said, “You have had a tough day.” 

“Right,” the depressed man replied. “And just as I was thinking about ending my life, you show up and drank my poison.” 

Note: The above photo is of actor James Stewart (in the middle of the photo) from Frank Capra’s classic Christmas film, It’s a Wonderful Life.