An elderly man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying.
A woman of seventy saw him and sat down beside him on the bench.
She asked him why he was crying.
“Well,” said the old man, “I got married to a beautiful twenty-five-year-old woman last month. Every morning I wake up and we make love for an hour and then she makes me a wonderful breakfast. In the afternoon she makes me a wonderful lunch, and we again make love for an hour.
At this point the old man buried his face in his handkerchief and cried.
“Don’t cry, don’t cry, “the woman said, trying to comfort him.
“And at night,” the old man continued, “After a wonderful dinner, we spend most of the night making love.”
“You shouldn’t be crying!” the woman said. “You should be the happiest man in the world!”
“I know!” said the old man, “I’m crying because I don’t remember where I live!”
Note: The above photo is of Ruth Buzzi and Arte Johnson from the TV series Laugh-In.
Their best bit was when Artie Johnson asked Ruth Buzzi if she believed in the hereafter.
“Yes,” she replied.
“Then you know what I’m here after.”
