Steve King at todayinliterature.com notes that on this day in 1917, H. L. Mencken's "A Neglected Anniversary," his hoax article
on the American invention of the bathtub, was published in the
New York
Evening Mail.
Mencken's lifelong campaign to deride and derail Main Street
America -- the "booboisie" -- had a number of easy victories, but this joke
succeeded beyond his wildest dreams and in Swiftian proportions.
In the
omniscient tone of newspaper editorials, Mencken lamented and reprimanded that
such an august cultural moment as the seventy-fifth anniversary of the bathtub
should arrive and "Not a plumber fired a salute or hung out a flag. Not a
governor proclaimed a day of prayer. Not a newspaper called attention to the
day." This was worse than unhygienic; it was unpatriotic. A thankless, forgetful
nation had forgotten that the first bathtubs -- these, of course, appeared in
Cincinnati -- had been met with contempt by the social watchdogs, who thought
them "an epicurean and obnoxious toy from England, designed to corrupt the
democratic simplicity of the Republic," and by the medical profession, who
thought them likely to induce "phthisic, rheumatic fevers, inflammation of the
lungs and the whole category of zymotic diseases."
... To Mencken's amazement and delight, this history of the triumphant American tub
was swallowed and spread by newspapers and radio stations across the country.
The "facts" were duly incorporated into reference books; the health and hygiene
industry, not to mention the plumbers, touted the happy day; the White House
calendar-makers, noting Mencken's claim that Millard Fillmore (chosen surely for
his name) was the first President to install one, paid tribute to his
tub.
Eight years after the original article Mencken attempted to pull the
plug by publishing various confessions, but many regarded the confession as the
hoax, and his bogus bathtub anniversary continued to be commemorated in many
quarters. All of which more or less proved Mencken's point, one more political
and personal than whimsical.
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