Babylon Bee: College Student Aces Final By Just Answering 'Racism!' To Every Question

 The Babylon Bee offers another spot-on satirical piece:

SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY—According to sources, local English major Charlie Miller was able to ace her final exam by simply writing in the word "racism!" for every answer.

"Yeah, I completely forgot to study last night so I figured I would try it," she said. "90% of my lectures this year were just hour-long sessions of my professor saying 'racism' over and over again in different inflections, so I figured my chances were pretty good if I made that the answer to all the test questions."

The Skidmore College English professor who delivered the passing grade explained her rationale. "Charlie's test answers weren't technically correct, but they spoke to a deeper truth: everything is racist. At Skidmore College, creating leftist radicals who can find racism everywhere and help us burn down Western Civilization is much more important than educating people. For that reason, we decided to give her a passing grade!"

Local sources say Skidmore College is facing an influx of racist behavior, such as students being openly conservative and voting for Republicans or Libertarians. 

"The rise in white supremacist activity at our school is really frightening," said the professor. "One girl named Hannah Davis actually tried to start a conservative student organization on campus. I'm literally shaking right now just thinking about it."

In addition to accepting "racist!" as the answer to every question on every test, the professor said she will offer extra credit for sending threatening letters or doxxing conservatives.

"We have to do this so our students will feel safe," she said.

You can read other humor pieces via the below link:

The Babylon Bee | Your Trusted Source for Christian News Satire. 

Zimmerman Trial And Verdict: Attorney General Eric Holder's Cynical Threat

The editors of National Review offer a piece on Attorney General Eric Holder's actions regarding the Zimmerman trial and verdict.

The jury has spoken in Florida, acquitting George Zimmerman of all state murder and manslaughter charges arising out of the shooting death of Trayvon Martin.

It was a prosecution that should never have been brought: That was the judgment of the veteran police officers who first investigated it and concluded that Zimmerman had acted in self-defense. But because it was brought, we have seen the severe weaknesses of the case against Zimmerman: the absence of intent to commit murder, and the utter dearth of evidence that Zimmerman is a racist or that racism played any part in the tragic death of Martin, a 17-year-old African American.

The lack of racist indicia was why, in a reprehensible touch, the New York Times felt compelled to invent a new category for Zimmerman — “white Hispanic.” For the Left, racism is America’s unredeemable sin, the driver of the American narrative. And when the narrative collides with contradictory facts, it is the facts that must give way. Contorting the facts beyond recognition was essential to creating the climate that resulted in murder charges.

In that endeavor, the brazenly political Obama Justice Department was a significant contributor. Attorney General Eric Holder traveled to Florida to fan the flames at a joint appearance with infamous race-hustler Al Sharpton. His minions in Justice’s “Community Relations Service,” under the guise of “peacekeeping,” helped promote anti-Zimmerman rallies.

You can read the rest of the piece via the below link:

http://www.nationalreview.com/article/353523/eric-holders-cynical-threat-editors