Babylon Bee: Bernie Sanders Drops Out As Campaign Goals Of Locking Everyone Up, Destroying Economy Already Achieved

Gotta love the Bee. 

The headlines alone make me laugh out loud.

They remind me of MAD Magazine when I was a kid.

The satiric newspaper the Babylon Bee delivers another grand zinger at Bernie Sanders.

BURLINGTON, VT—Bernie Sanders has dropped out of the presidential race since his campaign goals have already been achieved. These goals consisted mostly of locking everyone up in gulags and destroying the economy.

As the coronavirus panic has already accomplished the aims of his socialistic policies, Sanders realized the country didn't need his public service anymore. 

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https://babylonbee.com/news/bernie-sanders-drops-out-as-campaign-goals-of-locking-everyone-up-destroying-economy-already-achieved 

A Little Humor: Bernie Sanders Praises Slave Owners For Free Housing Program

The Babylon Bee took a satiric shot at Bernie Sanders, who praised the late Communist dictator Fidel Castro for Cuba’s literacy program.

U.S.—In a televised interview, Bernie Sanders has praised slave owners for their free housing program offered to all slaves working the plantations.

"Of course, the slavery was bad, but the slaves were housed, for free I might add, for their entire employment," Sanders said in an interview with 60 Minutes. "So it's unfair to criticize the whole thing. Also, the slaveowners were pretty impressive guys. The plantations were very clean, very nice buildings.

 You can read the rest of the piece via the below link:

https://babylonbee.com/news/bernie-sanders-praises-slave-owners-for-providing-free-housing-for-slaves