Friday, April 10, 2020

Babylon Bee: Bernie Sanders Drops Out As Campaign Goals Of Locking Everyone Up, Destroying Economy Already Achieved

Gotta love the Bee. 

The headlines alone make me laugh out loud.

They remind me of MAD Magazine when I was a kid.

The satiric newspaper the Babylon Bee delivers another grand zinger at Bernie Sanders.

BURLINGTON, VT—Bernie Sanders has dropped out of the presidential race since his campaign goals have already been achieved. These goals consisted mostly of locking everyone up in gulags and destroying the economy.

As the coronavirus panic has already accomplished the aims of his socialistic policies, Sanders realized the country didn't need his public service anymore. 

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