Thursday, April 9, 2020

Babylon Bee: Bernie Tests Negative For President

The satiric Babylon Bee offers a funny piece on former presidential candidate Bernie Sanders.

BURLINGTON, VT—From one of his many sprawling homes, Bernie Sanders announced today that he has tested negative for president.

Addressing concerned supporters, Sanders broke the news that medical professionals have informed him he is 100% negative for president.

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The Babylon Bee also cuts up Joe Biden: 

'Biden Cuts Hole In Mask So He Can Still Sniff People's Hair'

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Joe Biden has committed to wearing a mask in public to be a good example and to prevent the spread of COVID-19. Aides were disappointed and a little frightened, however, when Biden immediately cut a large hole in the middle of the mask so he could continue to invade people's personal space and sniff their hair, necks, and faces.

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