|A drunk on a bender checked into a motel late one Saturday
He woke up hung over badly. He opened his motel room door and saw a man walking by.
He paid the man to go and buy him a bottle of whiskey and a Sunday newspaper.
The man was gone for hours When he finally returned, the man said, “It must be difficult to buy a
bottle of whiskey in this town on Sunday.”
“There was no trouble with the whiskey,” the man replied. “But it’s tough finding a Sunday
newspaper on a Tuesday."
Note: The above photo is of actor Hal Smith, who portrayed Otis, the town drunk on The Andy