Thursday, February 28, 2019

A Little Humor: George Carlin On Airplanes & Other Topics

If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole damn airplane made out of that shit? 

Get on the plane, get on the plane? I say, FUCK YOU! I'm getting IN the plane! Evel Knievel can get ON the plane. 

One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people. 

I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. 

Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, "There is no "I" in team." What you should tell them is, "Maybe not. But there is an "I" in independence, individuality, and integrity."     

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