Saturday, February 23, 2019

Joke of the Day: An Unlit Cigar

A man was visiting a friend in the  hospital. 

He had recently quit smoking and was chewing on an unlit cigar when he stepped into the elevator. 

But a woman who was already in the elevator told him firmly: “Sir, there is no smoking in this hospital!”

“I’m not smoking, lady,” replied the man.

“But you have a cigar in your mouth!”

“Yes, and I’m wearing jockey shorts, but I’m not riding a horse!”

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