Thursday, October 24, 2019
A Little Humor: The Secret Spot Out Back
A couple celebrating their 60th anniversary was seated at a restaurant when the husband leaned over and asked his wife, “Do you remember the first time we had sex together over sixty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.”
Yes, she said, “I remember it well.”
“OK,” he said, “How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time’s sake?”
“Oh Jim, your old devil you. That sounds like a crazy, but good idea!”
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I’ve got to follow these two to keep an eye on them in case they need help.
The couple walked haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks.
Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The wife lifted her skirt and the husband dropped his trousers. As she leans against the fence, they suddenly erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen.
This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapsed and lay on the ground panting.
The policeman was amazed. He thought he learned something new about life and old age..
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
The policeman, still watching, had to ask them what their secret was.
As the couple passed him, he said, “Excuse me, but that was something else. You must’ve had a fantastic life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?”
Shaking, the elderly husband said, “Well, sixty years ago that fence wasn’t electrified.”