Saturday, December 14, 2019

Hearings On Impeaching Santa Claus Who Is Accused Of Quid Pro Quo For Giving Children Gifts In Exchange For Good Behavior

The satirical Babylon Bee offers another clever piece:

U.S.—Legislators have begun to hold hearings on impeaching Santa Claus after an overheard conversation seemed to imply he was offering a quid pro quo: gifts in exchange for good behavior.

FBI agents spied on Claus at various malls as he repeatedly said things like, "Sure, I'll get you a pony. But first, I need you to do something for me... be a good little boy!" The FBI was able to obtain a FISA warrant to spy on Claus, because it's easier to get a FISA warrant than to get a Costco membership. 

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