A Little Humor: The Genie

Bill Cross met a man who claimed to be a genie in an alley. 

"I'll grant you the proverbial three wishes," the genie told Cross. 

"For my first wish, I want a world without lawyers," Cross said.

"Done," said the genie. "Now you have no more wishes."

"But you said I had three wishes," Cross said.

The genie smiled and lit a cigarette. 

"So sue me."

Note: The above photo is of actor Joseph Rushkin as a genie in a clever episode of The Twilight Zone.