Friday, June 14, 2019
A Little Humor: Wife Dies in Jerusalem
A man and his nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they were there, the wife died.
The undertaker told the husband, “You can have her shipped home for $5000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for only $150.”
The man thought about it and decided he would just have her shipped home for $5000.
The undertaker asked, “Why would you spend $5000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?”
The man replied, “Long ago a man called Jesus Christ died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance.”