Thursday, January 2, 2020
A Little Humor: The Blonde And the Chimp
A blonde woman was on the road two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down.
The man walked up to the car and asked, “Are you going to San Diego?”
“Sure,” answered the blonde, “do you need a lift?”
“Not for me. I’ll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck.
"My problem is I’ve got a chimpanzee in the back that has to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. He’s a bit stressed already so I don’t want to keep him on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I’ll give you $100 for your trouble.”
“I’d be happy to,” said the blonde.
The chimpanzee was place in the back seat of the blonde’s car and carefully strapped into their seat belt, and they drove away.
Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he saw the blonde walking down the street, holding hands with the chimp, much to the amusement of a big crowd.
He parked his truck and ran over to the blonde.
“What are you doing here?” he demanded, “I gave you $100 to take the chimpanzee to the zoo.”
“Yes, I know you did,” said the blonde. “But we had money left over so now we’re going to Sea World.”
Note: The above photo s of actress Diana Lynn, Ronald Reagan and the chimp from Bedtime for Bozo.