Monday, May 20, 2019

A Little Humor: Church Donations

Every Sunday, an elderly woman placed $1,000 in the donation box at church. 

This went on for weeks until the Priest, overcome with curiosity, approached her.

“Mrs. Jones, I couldn’t help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the donation box,” he said.

“Why yes,” she replied, “Every week my son sends me money, and what I don’t need I give to the church.”

“That’s wonderful, how much does he send you?”

“Oh, $2,000 a week.”

“Your son is very successful, what does he do for a living?”

“I believe he is a veterinarian,” she answered.

“That is a very honorable profession. Where does he practice?”

“Well, he has one cat house in Chicago, and another in Dallas…”

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