One Sunday morning, a man and his wife were sitting at the breakfast table.
Unexpectedly, the man said to his wife, “When I die, I want you to immediately burn all of my stuff."
“Now why would you want me to do something like that?” she asked.
“I figure a woman as fine as yourself would eventually remarry and I don’t want some other jerk using my stuff.”
She looked at him intently and said, “What makes you think I’d marry another jerk?”
Note: The above photo is of the late comics George Burns and Gracie Allen
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