Monday, May 13, 2019

A Little Humor: The Engineer, The Doctor Or The Lawyer Going To Mars


NASA was interviewing people to be sent to Mars for an experiment. Only one could go, and he couldn’t return to Earth.

The first applicant, an engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going. “A million dollars,” he answered, “because I want to donate it to M.I.T.”

The next applicant, a doctor, was asked the same question. He asked for two million dollars. “I want to give a million to my family”, he explained, “and leave the other million for the advancement of medical research.”

The last applicant was a lawyer. When asked how much money he wanted, he whispered in the interviewer’s ear, “Three million dollars.”

“Why so much more than the others?” the interviewer asked.

The lawyer replied, “If you give me $3 million, I’ll keep $2 million, and pay the engineer to go.”

Note: The above photo is of Phil Morris portraying Jackie Chiles, Kramer’s lawyer on the TV series Seinfeld.

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