Tuesday, November 19, 2019
A Little Humor: Nair And The Schnauzer
A woman discovered that her dog, a Schnauzer, could hardly hear, so she took the dog to the veterinarian.
The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog’s ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine.
The vet told the woman that to keep this problem from recurring, she should go to the store and get some “Nair” hair remover and rub it in the dog’s ears once a month.
The woman went to the pharmacy and bought some “Nair” hair remover.
At the register, the pharmacist told her, “If you’re going to use this under your arms, don’t use deodorant for a few days.”
The woman said, “I’m not using it under my arms.”
The pharmacist then said, “If you’re using it on your legs, don’t use body lotion for a couple of days.”
The woman replied, “I’m not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I’m using it on my Schnauzer.”
The pharmacist thought about this for a minute and then said, “Well, stay off your bicycle for about a week.”