Thursday, November 7, 2019

A Little Humor: Pirate Walks Into A Bar

A pirate goes into a bar and the bartender said: “Long time since I’ve seen you. You look terrible.” 

The pirate replied, “I feel fine.”

“Well, you didn’t have that wooden leg last time I saw you,” the bartender said.

“I got into a battle and a cannon ball hit me in the leg, but I’m ok.”

“Well, you didn’t have that hook on your arm either,” the bartender said.

“Got in a sword fight and lost my hand,” the pirate explained.

“What about the eye patch?” the bartender asked.

“A bunch of sea gulls flew over the boat and when I looked up one of them shit on my eye.” 

“How did that make you lose your eye?” the bartender asked. 

“It was the first day with the hook.”

Note: The above illustration is of Captain Hook from the Walt Disney classic, Peter Pan.  

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