Nate Berman at tvovermind.com offers a video that covers the entire span of the Bond era, from Sean Connery to Daniel Craig, and contains some of the best (and worst) of Bond’s jokes, puns and witticisms.
Few of the jokes, puns and witticisms in the films come from Ian Fleming's James Bond novels, but I liked the ones from the early Sean Connery Bond films. The great Scot actor was able to pull off the quips with a natural deadpan style.
In Diamonds Are Forever Connery-Bond is at a Las Vegas casino when a buxom woman in a low-cut dress (Lana Wood) comes up beside him and introduces herself, ""Hi, I'm Plenty."
"Well, of course you are," Bond responds.
"That's my name. Plenty O'Toole," she said.
Bond looks at her and says "Named after your father perhaps..."
Some of the jokes, puns and witticisms are clever and amusing and some are just silly.
You can watch the video via the below link: