Monday, March 23, 2020

A Little Humor: A Woman's Funeral


A woman married and had 6 children. Her husband later died. 

She soon remarried and had 3 more children. Then her second husband died. 

She remarried a third time and had 4 more children. Her third husband then died. 

Then she died. 

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed to the Lord above, thanking Him, for this loving woman who fulfilled his commandment to “Go forth and multiply.” 

In his eulogy, the preacher said, “Lord, they’re finally together.”

Leaning over to a neighbor, one mourner quietly asked, “Is he referring to her first, second or third husband?”

The neighbor replied, “I think he’s referring to her legs.”

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