A dad concerned about his not-too-bright sat the young man down and advised him to invest his money in bonds.
So the son went out the next day bought twelve copies of Goldfinger.
Note: The above photo is of Fred MacMuray from the TV series My Three Sons. The below photo is of Sean Connery from the film Goldfinger.
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