Tuesday, February 4, 2020

A Little Humor: Well, Other Than That, Its Good To Grow Old


“Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60-year-old man. “You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there, and nothing comes out.”

“Ah, that’s nothing’,” said the 70-year-old. “When you’re seventy, you don’t have a bowel movement anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothing’ comes out!”

“Actually,” said the 80-year-old, “Eighty is the worst age of all.”

“Do you have trouble peeing, too?” asked the 60-year old.

“No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock. No problem at all.”

“So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?”

“No, I have one every morning at 6:30.”

Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, “You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what’s so bad about being 80?”

“I don’t wake up until 7:00!! 

Note: The above photo is of the late, great comic Groucho Marx.

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