A man brought his friend home unannounced to meet his wife and have dinner after work.
His wife screamed at him while his friend sat there in shock.
“My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I am still in my pajamas and curlers and I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the hell did you bring him home?”
Calmly, sadly, the husband replied, “He’s thinking of getting married and I promised him a demo.”
Note: The above photo is of Curly Howard of the Three Stooges.
In one of the Three Stooges shorts, Curly was asked if he was married.
“No,” Curly replied. “I’m happy.”