Tuesday, June 9, 2020

Babylon Bee: Democrats Propose Replacing All Police With Traveling Bands Of Hippies Singing 'Imagine'

The Babylon Bee takes a satirical shot at the idea of defunding the police.

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Congressional Democrats have announced a proposal to abolish the police and replace them all with traveling bands of hippies singing John Lennon's classic song "Imagine."

The police forces will arrive at the scene of a crime, pull out their djembes and guitars, and start singing beautiful lines like, "Imagine there's no heaven / It's easy if you try."

Criminals are expected to begin weeping as soon as they see the peace, love, and tolerance displayed by the hippies.

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