Friday, June 19, 2020

Babylon Bee: Cracker Jack Changes Name To More Politically Correct Caucasian Jack

With products like Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben’s changing their brand names to a more politically correct name, the Babylon Bee offers their satirical take.

PLANO, TX—When ballparks finally open again, those standing for the traditional seventh-inning stretch will be singing some different lyrics to "Take Me Out to the Ballgame."

After over 100 years of selling its caramel popcorn snack under the name Cracker Jack, Frito-Lay announced today that it would be rebranded as the less offensive "Caucasian Jack."

"We are very sorry to all the crack---er, I mean, Caucasians we have hurt over the years," said a spokesperson. 

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