The Babylon Bee offers another fine satirical piece.
BEAVERTON, OR—Nike has released a commemorative shoe to honor those looting and burning down buildings across the country.
The Nike Loot Force One comes packed with features the company says will help people loot safely and efficiently. From cushioned soles to make sure you make it through shattered windows without getting your feet cut to a detachable swoosh that can be thrown at business owners or police officers like a Batarang, the shoe is the ideal footwear for those looking to incite violent riots and also coincidentally get some free stuff.
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