Friday, July 24, 2020

Babylon Bee: How To Identify A Peaceful Protester

The Babylon Bee takes a satirical shot at today’s protestors.

You're out and about and you see someone lobbing a brick at you. 

What do you do? How do you know if this is a violent attack on your person or a peaceful protest?

Tell the peaceful protester/violent angry individual to hold on for a second. Then, pull out your phone and look up this infographic from The Babylon Bee. If the perpetrator matches at least a few of these characteristics, then he or she is probably just a peaceful protester. 

You should apologize for assuming he was a criminal as he bashes your brains in with a brick.

Gotta love the Bee. 

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