The
Babylon Bee offers a mock interview with President Trump, who says he won an award for being Best Current President.
This
is a partial transcript of an interview of President Donald Trump by The
Babylon Bee Editor-in-Chief Kyle Mann and Creative Director Ethan Nicolle.
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KYLE:
“Today we have a very special guest: President Donald Trump. Would you like to
say hello?”
TRUMP:
“And who are you guys?”
KYLE:
“We’re The Babylon Bee. A satirical news site.”
ETHAN:
“We’re like The Onion but Christian.”
TRUMP:
“So like The Onion but not funny.”
KYLE:
“No, we’re funny. We had a really funny article recently. You know what I’m
talking about, Ethan?”
ETHAN:
“I’m looking for it.”
KYLE:
“Keep scrolling.”
ETHAN:
“I am scrolling.”
KYLE:
“Maybe it was a week or two ago. It was about youth pastors. It was pretty
good. We’ll find it later. Anyway, so Mr. Trump, you’re like a president. What
country are you president of?”
TRUMP:
“The United States of America.”
KYLE:
“That’s a pretty big one.”
TRUMP:
“It’s the best country there is. And I am the best person in that country,
which is why I’m president of it.”
ETHAN:
“Is it hard being a president?”
TRUMP:
“Not for me because I’m really smart. People just bring me all their problems,
and I just solve them right away. Boom! Taken care of. Plenty of time left over
to watch TV. Everyone loves me.”
KYLE:
“You do seem pretty popular. I think I’ve seen your name mentioned a lot on Twitter.”
You can read the rest
of the piece via the below link:
https://babylonbee.com/news/exclusive-interview-trump-opens-up-to-the-babylon-bee-on-the-challenges-of-being-the-smartest-most-popular-president-ever
https://babylonbee.com/news/exclusive-interview-trump-opens-up-to-the-babylon-bee-on-the-challenges-of-being-the-smartest-most-popular-president-ever
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