Wednesday, May 27, 2020

Babylon Bee: China Issues Stay-At-Home Order To Hong Kong To Prevent Spread Of Democracy

The Babylon Bee takes a satirical shot at Communist China’s crackdown on Hong Kong.

HONG KONG—Sensing the possibility of a dangerous contagion spreading, China has issued a stay-at-home order for Hong Kong so that ideas of democracy might not spread.

“There is a virus out there,” said Chinese President Xi Jinping. “One that could destabilize all of China. That’s why we are requiring all people in Hong Kong to stay home so they don’t infect each other with the idea they get to vote for their own leadership, say whatever they want, or tell each other I look like Winnie the Pooh when I don’t because I look like Brad Pitt.” 

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