Friday, May 1, 2020

The Babylon Bee: California Prisons Release Thousands Of Felons To Make Room For Skaters, Surfers, People Who Go Outside

The Babylon Bee takes a satirical shot at the California governor.

SACRAMENTO, CA—Governor Gavin Newsom has instructed detention facilities across California to begin releasing violent felons to make room for skateboarders, surfers, and other people who have committed the heinous crime of going outside.

Thousands of cells have now been freed up for "the dregs of society," as Newsom referred to people who go to the beach or skate at a skate park. 

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