Saturday, May 2, 2020
The Babylon Bee: Judge Dismisses Sexual Assault Allegations Against Biden On Grounds That He Is Not A Republican
The Babylon Bee took a satirical shot at Joe Biden and the blatant liberal double standards regarding allegations of sexual assault.
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Democratic presumptive presidential nominee Joe Biden was cleared in federal court today of charges that some claimed were based upon credible allegations of sexual assault when the judge quickly realized that Joe Biden was not a Republican.
“Well, this looks pretty serious… let’s see who is on—wait a minute. He’s a Democrat! I can find no fault with him,” declared a fourth circuit federal judge hearing preliminary claims.
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