In a small rural town in Pennsylvania, the local sheriff was also the town’s veterinarian.
The man’s phone rang at one in the morning and his wife answered the phone.
A woman, obviously upset, asked the wife, “Is your husband there?”
“He is,” she responded. “But do you want to talk to him as the sheriff or the veterinarian?”
“Both!” the woman replied. “We can’t get our dog’s mouth open, and, oh, there’s a burglar’s leg in it.”