Friday, August 28, 2020

14 Mostly Accurate CNN Headlines From The Last 6,000 Years Of Human History

CNN was recently mocked for a video news clip of their reporter declaring that protests were mostly peaceful as cars and buildings burned brightly behind him.

So the Babylon Bee joined in and offers a satirical piece on CNN covering events in history.

CNN has been there from the beginning, always running toward the important stories and absolutely never covering them up. We went through CNN's archives and dug up these 14 headlines they published while covering some of the most significant events of human history. They are truly a bastion of truth and honesty in journalism.

2348 BC: Watery But Mostly Peaceful Flood Destroys Earth

1025 BC: David Circumcises 200 Philistines In Mostly Painless Medical Procedure

33 AD: Mostly Peaceful Crowd Demands Jesus Be Crucified

You can read the rest of the humor piece via the below link:

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