I was in the Post Office last week and I saw a middle-aged, fat and balding man standing at the counter placing “Love” stamps on a batch of bright pink envelopes with hearts.
He proceeded to pull out a bottle of perfume and sprayed scent all over the many envelopes.
I was curious, so I asked him what he was doing.
“I’m sending out 1,000 Valentine’s Day cards that I signed, ‘Guess who?'”
“Why?” I asked..
He replied, “I’m a divorce attorney.”
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