Monday, February 15, 2021

Babylon Bee: Biden Orders Kung Pao Chicken During First Official Call With China

 The Babylon Bee takes another satirical shot at President Biden: 

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Biden made his first official call to Chinese President Xi Jinping yesterday, and ordered a Kung Pao Chicken #5 with fried rice and two egg rolls.

"Listen here, Xi -- I ain't messing around here," said Biden. "I wanna Kung Pao and General Tso's. And give me some fried rice with a couple of those deep-fried cabbage-twinkies with the ducktail sauce."

Biden's press secretary later confirmed the call with China was a "robust" discussion about foreign trade and human rights, but she did not go into further detail.

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