Sunday, September 6, 2020

Babylon Bee: Anonymous White House Source Claims Trump Punched A Baby

The Babylon Bee takes a satirical shot at the media's use of anonymous sources.

WASHINGTON, D.C.—An anonymous report from anonymous sources confirmed without a doubt that Trump has punched a baby directly in the face, completely unprovoked. 

According to the anonymous sources that are so anonymous they speak mainly through quiet whispers carried along on the north winds, Trump was in the Oval Office when he saw the innocent baby and ruthlessly assaulted him.

"That baby, he looked at me funny," said Trump, according to 48 sources who wish to remain unidentified. "I know a funny look when I see one. What a dope! That baby looks like a complete and total loser.

You want a piece of me, baby?" 

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