Sunday, November 8, 2020

Babylon Bee: Pandemic Officially Over

 The Babylon Bee offers another satirical piece on Joe Biden.

U.S.—After almost a year of suffering under a devastating killer pandemic, America was relieved to learn that the pandemic is officially over. 

"We knew Joe Biden was the great healer who would bind all our wounds, open the eyes of the blind, and restore freedom to the captives," said Brian Stelter in a tear-filled monologue. "But we truly underestimated just how powerful Biden's healing powers were. We are proud to declare this pandemic officially over. It went away. Just like a miracle. Praise be!"

As it turns out, Biden's secret plan to deal with the pandemic was simply to get elected.

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