Monday, November 23, 2020

The Babylon Bee: Philly Bans All Indoor Gatherings Unless You're Still Counting Biden Votes

 The Babylon Bee offers a satirical shot at the Democrats in Philadelphia and Pennsylvania.

PHILADELPHIA, PA—With New COVID cases on the rise, and after reports that there are a few Americans left whose spirits are not fully broken yet, states are cracking down on social gatherings during the holidays. Philadelphia is leading the way with a citywide curfew and strict bans on gatherings that include eating, drinking, fellowship, or merriment. The only exception will be for vote counters who are still counting Biden mail-in ballots at counting centers.

"We must flatten the curve and whatever," said Pennsylvania's Health Secretary Rachel Levine, "but we also must protect our democracy from the evil tyranny of Donald Trump. This is why we have chosen to make an exception on our indoor gathering restriction for anyone who is still doing the hard work of counting as many Biden ballots as possible in Philly."

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Philly Bans All Indoor Gatherings Unless You're Still Counting Biden Votes | The Babylon Bee 

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