The Babylon Bee takes a satirical shot at the Chicago mayor.
CHICAGO,
IL—Now that Biden victory parties in the streets have ended, Chicago Mayor Lori
Lightfoot is announcing a new round of lockdowns to help halt the spread of
something bad that nobody can remember anymore. To help prevent transmission of
the deadly something, the mayor has announced that all gatherings of more than
10 people will be prohibited -- unless, of course, you're going to be involved
in a drive-by shooting.
"Let
me be clear, you probably shouldn't be shooting people," said Lightfoot in
a press conference. "But if you really have to shoot some rival gang
members, and you need more than a crew of 10 to do it, we'll make an exception
just this once. Don't go crazy though."
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