I recall being seated next to a woman at a wedding.
I could not help but notice the huge diamond she wore on a necklace.
I told her that her diamond was the largest I’d ever seen.
Although my comment was an observation rather than a compliment, she thanked me
“It is the Youngman Diamond,” she said. “The Youngman Diamond is rare, beautiful and large, but alas, it comes with a curse.”
“What’s the curse?”
“Mr. Youngman, my husband.”
Note: The above photo is of the late actress Elizabeth Taylor.