Four-year-old students were confused by the teacher insisting that they not use “baby talk.”
“You need to use ‘Big People’ words,” the teacher said repeatedly.
“John what did… you do over the weekend?”
“I went to visit my Nana.”
“No, you went to visit your Grandmother. Use ‘Big People’ words!”
She then asked Mitchell what he had done.
“I took a ride on a choo-choo.”
“No, you took a ride on a train. You must remember to use ‘Big People’ words,” she said.
She then asked little Johnny what he had done.
“I read a book,” he replied.
“That’s great.” the teacher said. “What book did you read?”
Johnny thought hard about it. He then puffed out his chest with great pride.
And said, “Winnie the SHIT.”