The Babylon Bee offers a satirical piece about President Biden.
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In prepared remarks given to a room full of giddy reporters, President Biden laid out his plans for his final 100 days in office.
"Listen, folks, we're one day in and it's been a wild ride. As my term as President comes to a close, it's time for me to lay out my ambitious agenda for my final 100 days."
Sources
say Biden will have to move quickly since it's entirely possible his presidency
could end well before the anticipated 100 days. The aspirational agenda
includes ending all racism, outlawing inequality, saving Earth, bringing world
peace, socializing the healthcare system, and requiring home care nurses to
serve better tapioca pudding to their patients.
"I
always pledged to be a president for all Americans," said Biden as he
outlined his plan. "Foghorn laid an egg on my cabeza and the henhouse
needs to close down before the noodle-boat falls in the gravy."
The
White House press corps erupted in rapturous cheers, seemingly moved by
Biden's inspiring words. It's possible, however, that they're just very excited
about Kamala Harris taking over as President.
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Biden Outlines Plan For Final 100 Days In Office | The Babylon Bee
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